Sooo I left work to go do something specific and well I didn't manage to get that done because I am flying along at 65 in a 50... and SPLAT! red sprays across the drivers windscreen like someone out on the hood got domed by a sniper.
I am still driving, Still running still pulling, I check temp, Electricity and Oil Pressure... then realize I do not have any PS, and ultimately no PB, and no fan clutch though that is not really a concern...
I pull off first chance I have and come to a stop... I get out and get the hood up and am greeted by EVERYTHING covered in Red oil and a red puddle under the truck.
Well I found the culprit the Return hose from the cooler came off... it was clamped, I have been driving this thing daily for a year, since I got it really. and NEVER even a leak.. then Poof...
I managed to fix it on the side of the road but only had 2/3 qt of DEX/MERC ATF...
I put that in but still barely had PS, and no PB... I am a MAN so I can stop the truck and mostly steer as long as it is ROLLING. with my bad left shoulder the non PS SUCKS...
then a guy stops driving a shitbox hatchback, he says "YOU ALRIGHT? NEED TO GO GET ANYTHING???" I say I don't need parts but I sure could use some ATF! he says "I GOT SOME!" and goes back to his hatch back which he has to crawl back to unlatch then I had to lift the hatch.
he rummages around in the spare well where there was no spare but he had more weight in hand tools in the car than the car weighed alone...
he digs around and says THERE! GRabit! so I does... Engine oil... he rummages a little more and a yellow pint of PS fluid surfaces.. I grab it.
he then finds the quart of ATF..gives it too me. I say What do I owe you and he says Nothing!, Walk back and put most of the ATF in the PS, no filling while running this is old school the little reservoir with the twist cap under the radiator hose and alternator belt trio...
I get it filled an bled enough that I can drive it and he takes off like a shot. leaving behind a smell of pot...
I drive to Menards and get two quarts and some engine degreaser...
fill and bleed fill and bleed and rinse lather repeat until I have full steering and Braking.
then off to the carwash, the entire drivers side Tire, Suspension, Brake master, Hydraboost, Alternator inner and outer fender panel, hood, firewall washer fluid reservoir all of it is coated and dripping with fluid, was STILL dripping fluid when I got to the car wash.. I foamed it down and washed it with soap, sprayed some Bleche white on the windshield and hosed it with hot soapy and rinse...
then got back on the road.
God it is fun owning one of these!
While this was all going on I was conversing via messenger with a buddy who has a 998 I believe with hub seals that just went out.
I thumb typed full instructions on how to do those and sent him part numbers to use for MAC MOTORS...


